Narcissistic sister trying to steal inheritance

narcissistproblems
Dec 16, 2016
4 min read

Dear Narcissist Problems,

My narcissistic sister is trying to steal the inheritance. I have a lawyer and the will clearly indicates what is mine. I will win the case but don't know what her reaction would be..... she is in denial of reality and goes around telling other people that everything is hers. What should I expect from her once i win?

Sincerely,

"Shanghaied"

Dear "Shanghaied",

It sounds like you are definately dealing with a narcissist. First, I would like to say I am very sorry for the passing of your parent(s). Second, Expect a whole lot of crazy once you win! If you think dealing with your narcissistic sister is a living nightmare now you are in for a world of hurt. Hopefully, you take your inheritance and move to another planet because she will never stop trying to hunt you down.

Let me break this down for you on the things you can expect from your narcissistic sister after you win in court. I'll make a list for you and you can check them off as they eventually happen but hopefully you will be long gone by then.

Things a narcissist will do after you beat them in court:

1. Play the victim

Your narcissistic sister has surely involved your entire family by now and has painted you as an evil villain. After all, you deserved that anonymous smear campaign posted to the local craigslist explaining why everyone should hate AND avoid you.

2. You will be ostracized from the rest of your family

It is probably too late to share your side of the story so what the rest of your family knows is this: your narcissistic sister is being attacked by you in court. You are one cold blooded dude taking little narc sis to court! Never mind that she probably tried to forge your name out of the will and just take everything in the first place. In her eyes you don't deserve anything because she was the favorite.

3. Your neighbors will stop speaking to you

As you go about your daily routines you notice that your neighbors don't say good morning anymore. Hell, they can't even look you in the eye! You are pretty sure that one of them seen you and then ran the other way before you could wave hello. When this happens remind yourself that you just beat your narcissistic sister in court.

4. Your friends start acting weird

You've been going to bowling with your league like clockwork for at least 5 years. However, this year is different. Your group of buddies decided to call it a quit. Everyone is just too busy. You get a little sad and sentimental but you get over it and decide to take yourself out bowling.

Lo and behold! When you get to the bowling alley there is your league! Bowling! With your narcissistic sister!! It doesn't need to be bowling the whole point is that if you love things then your narcissistic sister is now hell bent on making you pay for what you did so she will destroy everything you love!

5. Your car tires are slashed

After your sudden rejection from everyone in your life at this point the slash tires could have been anyone. Your narcissistic sister has been busy bad mouthing you to the whole town and most of them believe her! Everyone who didn't grab a pitch fork and torch to come hunt you down, they just came for the show.

Your tires could have been slashed by your narcissistic sister or by one of her flying monkeys. Which brings us to #6

6. You learned the phrase "flying monkeys"

This is an essential term to know ESPECIALLY if you just beat a narcissist in the court room. You found out that people who you assumed were well meaning by asking you how you were doing and you poured your guts out to because you thought they really cared. Yeah, well, they didn't. They were just coming to get the dirt on you and take it back to your narcissistic sister. Your sister wants to know that you are suffering and there are people willing to help her accomplish that goal. Those people are flying monkeys.

7. You get fired from your job

Your narcissistic sister called your boss because she has been REALLY worried about your life style. All the drugs, alcohol, gambling, stealing from family, and prostitution you are doing is scary for her. She is just your sister and she loves you so so much! Since your boss sees you everyday she was hoping that he would talk some sense into you about all of your bad habits. She also wants to be sure your HIV test came back negative as you disclosed to her that you were out sharing dirty needles while shooting up.

8. Your doctor starts acting weird

You go to the doctor and keep getting strange looks and a general awkwardness when you doctor used to be pretty cool. Narcissistic sister called your doctor too. She told him everything she told your boss but added in your growing mental instability, irrational explosions of rage, and paranoia.